Inspired by David Letterman himself, here is a look at the top 10 problems with the internet.

10. Great Scott! If you click the back button enough times you will be transported back to 1955.9. Google will become self aware in the year 2010. The Apocalypse is near.8. True Story: It is possible to eventually run out of Internet.7. Unfortunately scratch n' sniff monitors have not yet been invented or…released. Experts think this technology is being withheld by the military until it is to be declassified in the year 2025 for civilian use.6. Using IE6 is like driving a Ford Model T.5. People are stalking your Facebook account just as much as you are stalking them. Likewise your 'ex' does look better than you.4. You cannot build Facebook, YouTube, Myspace, or Google for $199 w/ free hosting.3. Odds are you will never win that $50 gift card to Chili's by correctly guessing the picture of Jennifer Aniston in a lineup with Whoopi Goldberg, Rosie O'Donnell, & Barbara Walters.2. I am still waiting for my $1,234, 467.72 from Bill for forwarding the Microsoft Beta Test Email to 1,131 of my closest friends 12 years ago.1. Your children know how to find what sites you visit better than you do.