lifeBLUE Media has unleashed its own puzzle movie game for the world to enjoy. In fact I am not sure why you are reading this blog when you could be playing the game.

We call it lifeBLUE “Romance Cinema”. The really cool part about all of this is that you can win $500 in the “Share the Love” contest. Its not some random drawing contest either, you can actually control whether or not you win just by placing links to the game throughout the wonderful world wide web.

Many a person has attempted to solve the entirety of this brain buster but zero have conquered. It is precisely the intention of the games creators. Besides nobody really likes something that is too easy do they?

Have you played? Where do you stand:

Correct

Answers

0-10               I am guessing the word “romance” makes your brain fry. You are under the age of 3 or maybe you are trying to play this at work when your computer screen is right in front of your boss’s office and you can only attempt to answer in between his sips of coffee (and even that is a stretch). But don’t give up, there is still hope my young paduan.

11-20             You are now pushing the averages, but not quite there yet. You should probably get more in touch with your feminine side or read People, Glamour, or Cosmo. Regardless, this is not a number to brag about so keep this one to yourself until you can do a little better.

21-30             That is more like it. You are now average, mediocre, par for the course or whatever else you would like to call it. You have accomplished neither a great task nor a small one at this point. Do you stop here in the bowels of normalcy or do you trudge into no man’s land destined to become the greatest “Romance Cinema” genius of all time? That’s right I am calling you out.

31-40             I see you have now moved on. I am proud of you, a Jedi you shall soon become. You are definitely smarter than the average bear but loom in the shadows when compared to the geniuses of the world. Do you have what it takes to continue?

41-50             Nerd Alert! Just kidding, you should truly be proud. Very few stand where you now stand. You must have at least won Jeopardy a couple times over by now, but you are at least smarter than a 5^th grader. I have no ill words for you my friend. Now just take it a step further.

51-59             WOW! You are amazing. You could probably win American Idol just on sheer mind power alone. Don’t go near any Top Secret facilities anytime soon or you might pick up on some information the government will hunt you down for. Knowledge sticks to you like crazy glue. One more to go?

60                  Its true! You are the smartest person alive. There will be books written about you some day, not just cheesy romance novels either, but real top selling hardbound books! You put Good Will Hunting, Albert Einstein, and anyone else with an IQ of 1,000,000+ to shame. Everyone now kneels before your greatness.

Alright, here it is ladies and gents. Impress your friends, family, all of your secret admirees, and maybe even yourself with this tiny piece of information. I am not even joking. This will make you feel like a genius while connecting whoever to whatever web site you want…whenever. Are you ready for it…Here it comes!

<a href=”http://www.lifeblue.com”>Web Design Company</a>

Of course I would like you to use this specific reference and plaster it all over your site, but then this article might not be so beneficial to you when it comes to impressing those listed above. This is a standard HTML coding tag that websites use to link other URLs. Have you ever right clicked on a site and viewed the source code? Odds are you will find this similar code in abundance throughout those millions of other characters and what nots displayed on the page.

It is simple as it looks:

(a href) is the HTML tag that says “Hey web browser, I am about to display a link here”

http://www.lifeblue.com is the actual URL that the link goes to. So you can put any up and running website address in this spot.

Web Design Company is the text displayed to click on the link.

</a> as any good HTML person would know, you always have to close out your tags.

Now you are saying “Okay nerd face, what good does knowing this mind boggling information do me.” Well I will tell you. Try typing out this code on a notepad document>Save it> and open it with your favorite web browser. There it is. You can also include it any website, profile, e-mail, etc that allows HTML. Well I believe I have done my good deed of the day. So long.

Britney Spears…who, what?  What did she do again?  Nothing is the honest truth.  So then what is this article about?   Don’t worry about that quite yet.  Let’s get back to the Britney topic.  Did you see that performance?  I believe I have now gone through all the phases of the grief cycle for Britney.  I have certainly been in shock, denial to say the least, anger and depression to the hilt, and now, thankfully, I am on the road to acceptance and recovery.  It is now truly at the point of empathy.  The poor girl just does not know which way to turn.  Don’t worry Britney, I am behind you 100 ½ %. 

Well it would not be a good web industry related blog if I did not tie all of this to some higher meaning subject.  So in honor of Britney’s downfall, today’s topic is truly Oops! I Did it Again.  What is the Oops?   The oops is the fact that you chose the wrong company to do your web design development and marketing….Again!    So in order to better help you get through this mistake, let’s go through the grief cycle for choosing the wrong web design company. 

Shock – That’s right.  You both saw your results and went into a vegetative state, or it has been months down the road and you are shocked your site isn’t the next hottest thing on the market.  Breathe deep, its okay.  Either someone did not tell you what you needed, you didn’t know, or your odds of success stood where most new un-marketed, un-targeted websites are…not good. 

Denial – Go ahead and deny for a while.  It lets us clear our head and come back to the problem once the initial emotion is gone. 

Anger- Anger is okay too; let us keep it simple though.  Crush a can or even hit your head a few times on a well padded wall…but not too hard, we don’t want forget what has happened and then have to start the process all over again. 

Depression – It would probably be a good idea to skip this one if at all possible.  Nobody benefits from depression.  Think happy thoughts, like what could happen if you choose the right web design company. 

Testing – Let’s start searching for the right professional web company.  Test the waters and see who is not going to let you do the same mistake?

Acceptance – Ahhh…here we are…recovery at last.  Use your past mistakes and input to help pave the way for new found glory.  Don’t worry, that sorry excuse for a site you are currently using can be undone with a snap of the fingers.

Do you feel better…are you still reading?  If you need to go over these steps with an expert website consultation provider then call us.  We are here to help.  Now if only a quality, well marketed website could help my girl Britney…if only.